Who launch the Worlds?
A conspiracy theory about a conspiracy theory.
Do not throw a party, and certainly to do not invite Bella Hadid!
Its game over, and all we can hope for is a swift, painless extinction.
But theres another possibility.
What if the aliens… are girls?
Its natural to think that the aliens are boys.
Even gentler aliens like E.T.
(Thats why its funny whenthat lovable little freak dons a blonde wigand dress hes clearly in drag.)
Sure, exceptions are out there, but they just prove the rule.
No revelation would curl a generals mustache faster.
If only the aliens just wanted to kill us!
Well, the gigs up, shadowy intelligence agency dudes.
If that one guy is right, and the aliens are already here, its already too late.
If nothing else, this is cause for celebration.
Lets throw a party, and lets invite Bella Hadid.
This article was originally published onJuly 28, 2023
source: www.bustle.com
