What Your Slack Avatar Says About You

But one thing no one could have foreseen was the way Slack turned into a means of self-expression.

It gives off an extraordinary amount of information.

The headshot:hey give me a promotion.

Also, Ive gotten laid at least twice (per kid).

The pet:I dont have kids.

But still, dont ask me to proofread anything you should do yourself.

I was happier as a kid, anyway.

Anywhere where I dont have 14 unread Slacks from people asking for another set of eyes.

I would rather gouge out my own eyes than lend them to you.

Why, why, why am I not in Bermuda?

just dont ask for more photos of me.

And, above all, never never ask me to proofread anything.