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Clearly, the creators ofThe Super Mario Bros. Movie.
For a time, it was all about that bass.
BBLs were the surgery du jour.
Nicki Minajs anaconda didnt want none unless you got buns, hun.
greatest foe: Fear of the Ass (FOTA).
Rooted in racism, sexism, and a pearl-clutching prudishness, FOTA is a formidable beast.
When unleashed, its capable of swallowing butt cheeks whole taking silhouettes from Bratz to Barbie overnight.
Our very own Mario.
Chris Why Am ItheWorst Chris?
Pratt, who voices Mario, whitewashes the characters Italian ancestry, adding insult to injury.
Gone is the spirited plumber who exclaims Wahoo!
This isnt Wario, or even Shadow Mario morality judgements aside, at least those guys have personality.
Whoever this new guy is, its not a-you, Mario.
We should have known all along: Marios butt was the seat of his power.
Take his perky buns away, and youll also remove his plucky disposition.
(Im no lawyer, but Im pretty sure Im entitled to compensation for my grief.)
These are the stories our culture needs now: Ones where the bottoms come out on top.
This article was originally published onApril 5, 2023
source: www.bustle.com
